My solution: I now shut off my phone.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
LOL SMILEY FACE
SHOP RIGHT
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Cast of Vices' cornerstore bag.
Not sure i'd want to toss my groceries in a $178 leather tote bag, but I do love the concept.
Check them out here.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS
Ducky from Pretty In Pink.
My style icon + ultimate crush for the past 9 years of my life.
Eff Charlie Sheen; Ducky is no troll!xoxo
Eff Charlie Sheen; Ducky is no troll!xoxo
I mean, how can you resist this ladies:
Also, i've been eyeing these creepers from Asos. I think I may have to get them as a tribute to the Duck Man.
HOtt fiyaaaaaah ; )
Monday, March 28, 2011
URB DIC? NO, REAL DIC
Sunday, March 27, 2011
ODD FUTURE INTERVIEW
HAHAHAHAHA cant. stop.laughing hahahah
**warning: this video contains explicit language. i love it.**
**warning: this video contains explicit language. i love it.**
BUNNY BABE
Fairground 'Bunny Got Nailed' cardigan
Easters almost here.
Totes wanna hop around my house in this lil number.
Get it here.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
FUZZY FRIENDS
I happen to be just as much an animal lover as a lover of fashion.
Which is why I think WOWCH collection is kind of amazaballs.
The perfect merger of cute fuzzy animals and clothing.
High-larious! Gotta, gotta have iiiiiiiiit!
JUST GROCERY SHOPPING
Stolen Girlfriends Clubs guerrilla style runway.
Wish this would happen at my local grocery store.
Friday, March 25, 2011
DON'T BE A COLD FISH ROBOT!
If your love life is going through a dry...well.. dormant phase, i.e. like mine, and you have yet to check out I'MBOYCRAZY.com, you need to get on this shit! Super cute+fun+cray Alexi Wassier gives great advice and tons of giggles. Check her out!
YEAH BUDDY
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How does one look borderline creepy yet hott simultaneously?
Please enlighten me MKA. I want to be a sexy craycray.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
NAAA NAAA NANANAA
I just had a flashback of this. "Clarissa Explains It All". If you're a child of the 90s, you know what's up. And don't lie and say you didn't watch this cause you did. We all did. At the time I thought it was the best thing on television. The sitcom was your standard dysfunctional family projected through the eyes of a teenager. But reflecting back I kind of realize how weird and cray this show really was. There were some sketch things that went on in that house.You have Clarissa who's this offbeat tween narrating her angst-hood to some camera (wo)man who we never see. That creep dude who always appeared stoned and just climbed up a ladder through her bedroom window whenever he felt like it. And her fed-ex + ginger + genius of a little brother whom I honestly suspected had some weird incestuous type crush on Clarissa. Oh and her relatively normal parents, who really served no purpose on the show. Good stuff. Bring it back Nickelodeon, bring it back. And while you're at it roll out that big orange couch and bring SNICK back. I kind of feel bad for future generations. All they'll probably have to watch is season 55 of the Jersey Shore. Sucks to be you Generation Jerz.
How could you forget this annoyingly contagious theme song? CLASSIC.
::EDIT::
Re-MIiiiiiiiiX
Monday, March 21, 2011
AS IF!
Online window shopping and I came across these fuzzy lil guys. I know what you're thinking...and you're wrong. I was not shopping on Strippers R' Us. These saucy numbers are from none other than Forever 21. GASP! Is this a joke? Don't get me wrong, I'm so into the revitalization of certain 90s trends we've been seing in fashion. And it's cool that they attempted to channel the likes of Cher Horowitz and Carrie Bradshaw. But this is just a way too literal. F21 I had faith in you up until this point...what the hell happened???
And the description read:
"A fun and flirty shoe for a lovely evening! Slip-on stiletto heels that feature an open toe and a fuzzy top. Exposed platform. High gloss finish. Leather and padded insole. Textured outsole. "
Oh for real? A lovely evening out where? Working a street corner??
Saturday, March 19, 2011
THE PICK-UP ARTIST
Last weekend I did some bar hopping with 2 girlfriends around my rinky-dink town. It's more entertaining than fun going out in small towns. Because instead of young people out enjoying themselves, it's middle aged woman grinding to 2001's greatest rap hits. A guy approached the 3 of us. I pretended I didn't see him and looked the other way cause I knew it was going to be disastrous. But my friend is too nice so she indulged in conversation. And oh man I bet she wishes she had given him the bitch cold shoulder like I did because then she wouldn't have had to endure this pick-up line...
Some loser: "Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs???"
My friend: "Um.."
Some loser: "Enough to break the ice! Hi my name is *insert name here*"
Yes. He actually used that line folks. I could not fabricate this scenario if I tried.
DIS MY JAM
Robyn's so effing cool.
Why can't I have a little sidekick in fur cap, sunnies, and amazing ensemble? Hmm??
BORED IN THIS TOWN
Soo its 8:45 pm on a Saturday. My parents are away for the weekend. Any normal young person my age would take full advantage of the opportunity and throw some ragin house party. I am too lame. I'll probably curl up in bed soon and fall asleep. It's what I do. Maybe, if I can force myself to stay awake, rewatch the last series 5 Skins episodes and ponder why my life is as exciting or cool as theirs AND why I don't have an awesome British accent.
**cue tiny violins**
EW PERV
Have you heard the juice on American Apparel founder Dov Chaney? Apparently he's a sick perv who forced an employee to serve as a sex slave for a period of 8 months. What a douchelord. First you charge us insane amounts of money for v-necks and now you're screwing around with workers?? Honestly though, I don't know why anyone is surprised by this. I mean the guy has creepy pedophile written all over him with that porn stache he's rockin. And his highly provocative ads are borderline porn. Clearly this guy is a business man in the streets...but a freak in the bed. BURN. I heard the company's not doing too hot anyway; bankruptcy is just around the corner. Karma's a bitch dude.
Click here to check out the full article on Fashionista.
Friday, March 18, 2011
WE WE SO EXCITED
I dunno about you but I woke up and couldn't get Rebecca Black out of my head.
"It's Friday, Friday, gettin down on Friday"
What is wrong with me?
::EDIT::
It's cool. Now i've got this stuck in my head...BARBRA STREISAND
Thursday, March 17, 2011
MKO
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Mary-Kate Olsen out hittin the town.
Lookin like some hot Russian granny.Loves it.
You little darling fashion nugget, you!
It's just so Very Mary-Kate.
IT'S THE PHILLY IN ME
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So, as of late, I've had the worst case of insomnia. I mean it; I am a legit night owl. I'll have zero energy during the day. So i'll get into bed early and then around 10 pm, I am completely awake/wired. Last night I was up flipping through the channels and happened upon MTV's Woodie awards. WHAT THE EFF IS THIS?! MTV's sorry attempt at recognizing music college kids/indie rockers/ hipster types would enjoy. It honestly looked like the VMA's on LSD + frat party. Everyone was messed up/doing keg stands, presenters were slurring words, and the winners of these bizarre Woodie categories were presented with large driftwood statues. Seriously??
Yet...I kinda wanted to be there in my plaid shirt boppin and ragin to the likes of Sleigh Bells and Odd Future? Shit.
CHLOE DOLL
Today I was such a bum. The most productive thing I did was watch season 5 of BigLove.
sidenote: In my defense I went to a Zumba fitness class last night with my Mum and it kicked my ass.
I'm kind of obsessed with Chloe Sevigny. I mean she's talented, she dresses however the hell she wants, and have you seen her clothing line for Opening Ceremony? WAY cute, WAY Chloe-esque.
I'm also obsessed with this dude who impersonates her. Hehe : )
He's definitely craycray status.
xx
UM..YOUR SH-SH-SHOES??
{Helena Bonham Carter 2011 Golden Globes; Img via}
Text convo between my friend and I...
HER: Hahah omggg so I JUST notived I've had on two different mocassins this entire day. Fml! I look homeless!
ME: Haha Omg yous cray! Who do you think you are, Helena Bonham??
Work dat look.
Own dat inner craycray.
*snaps fingers/rolls neck/whips hair back and forth*
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